Hey everyone, sorry for being so idle lately.
I’ve been working on a freelance gig that I can’t show you quite yet, but trust me it’ll be up here eventually.
But I have a favor to ask you.
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Come to APE!! See me, Andrew, and Emerson (the three sexiest men there) on Oct 1st and 2nd! We’re at table 277.

If you don’t show, we will find you.